They Uncultured – Debut Single: “Bark Like A Dog”

Release date: 28th April 2017


Who are They?….

Scunge rock dystopian superheroes…


Here’s to the forgotten majority of…

Boiled minds force fed fictional news

Of misanthropic tendencies

Obsessions, sex, money, ego

Unable to achieve

Sown seeds of doubt

So they stand silent,

Congregating walking, talking midlife crises yearning for a past

An army of Bickles, Batemans and Loudermilks

Making the papers for all the wrong reasons

But who’s to blame?

Who are They?

They Uncultured
They Uncultured




Sat 20th May – Gracetonbury @ the Windmill, Brixton

Thurs 25th May – Nambucca, Holloway

Sat 27th May – Fighting Cocks, Kingston (w/ Piano Wire)

Sat 3rd June – Camden Rocks Fest (Belushi’s 10pm)

Tickets available from all usual outlets / www.theyuncultured.com

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I first went to a gig in 1981, Gillan at Leeds University. I've been a regular gig goer ever since. I haven't kept count of how many gigs I've been to over the intervening years, but it's a lot! My favourite bands are AC/DC then, in no particular order, Anti-Nowhere League, Slaughter and the Dogs, Towers of London and Dirt Box Disco. I tend to like Glam/Punk and rude offensive lyrics, not sure what that says about me but as Animal would say 'So What!' The question was recently put to me - did I write for any online publications? My reply - No, but I'd like to! Planetmosh was suggested and I found myself offering to review Aces High Festival. Easy peasy I thought! Well not quite, if a jobs worth doing it's worth doing well! I had sixteen bands to research. I found I actually enjoyed that and it kept me too busy to be making lunatic comments on Facebook! ;) Then I felt a bit inadequately qualified. I mean, who am I to comment on others, when my musical expertise extends to being able to play a mean Greensleeves on the recorder and a passable Annie's song on the flute! Haven't picked up either instrument for years! What I do have, however, is over 30 years of experience as a gig goer, so I can comment on what I like and what I don't! It's only my opinion and, if I don't like a band it doesn't mean they are bad, just not to my own liking. I admire anyone who has the guts to get up on that stage and have a go!