Bloodstock Open Air is almost upon us again amidst the screams of METAL and with the growls of the hoardes descending upon the tiny village of Walton-on-Trent come the heathen olympiads brandishing their plastic eating ware aloft to the now historic war cries of Forky Forky.
Who are the brave combattants in this modern clan war? , who will be victorious in their skills of Forking?
Will there be enough rainfall to grow a worthy courgette for this historic contest?
Friends, Drunkards, Forkymen enter your name all those who are to contest at the annual BloodStock Open Air Forky Forky competition on our facebook page.
may your Gods be with you.